SINGLE And Ready To.........

A woman is a woman's worst enemy. We have been created by nature to nurture, yet we use every ruse and wile to entice, woo and seduce the weaker sex(spelt male). The little dresses, cleavage, suggestive moves are definitely not reserved for the lovers of the art. Its for the benefit of the taken man who becomes the fallen man. Oh, the sweet taste of the forbidden fruit. The brazen moves invite the wife's ire, but that makes the vixen's resolve even stronger to win him over to the dark side where she thinks she will show him the light.

Just last night a young thing threw herself at every decent answered for man, leaving a few wives frothing. She thought her looks, her youth, exposed skin would do the trick but not this time.

If only women were more protective of their lot by sparing the much married man. I have been asked by many a married male friend, "Where were all these women when we were growing up?". The interest in the married tag is probably due to various reasons. Here goes- He's Married(reads not available and women always want what is not on the shelf), probably a monthly six pack( the monetary one and not anatomical), probably a larger house(beats the one bedroom the singles share in mummy's home), he probably knows the woman"O"zone. All these probabilities makes him a better contender than his single brothers.

I can see the claws so close to my cornea ready to gouge it screaming, does the responsibility lie only with the women. No it lies with the responsible, mature adults. It takes two to tango, so if women band together and make a pact that all married men are off limits(especially the best friend's), then there will be no tangos. Science and research has proven that man's DNA is wired for him to behave irresponsibly(I do not buy that- these scientists were all men or frustrated women). So they blame it on the much skewed out of proportion DNA, when caught with their pants down.

Just as men cannot but blame their wiring, women cannot but blame their need to attract, seduce and maime. I still maintain, can that bitch please get her claws out of our men.